cat versus stink bug. human gets it!
Septembrie 29, 2011 § 2 comentarii
Miss Meowreese Minou has just discovered that licking stink bugs has the smelly potential of fondling a skunk’s tummy. Frantic spasms. Check. Jumping like a wild pony and knocking down chairs in her way. Check. Check. Spasm. Stupid human looking scared. Licking paws in awe and disgust. Check. Paws reek. Check. Desperate mid-night snack attack like there’s no tomorrow. Sip milk. Sip. Sip. Run around and spread the stench all over the bedroom. Check. Attack human. Check. Spasm. Sit on bed and lick some more gooey bug chemicals off paws. Human is 3 minutes away from running to a 24/7 vet clinic. Check. Human gets dressed and goes back in the bedroom to find cat asleep on cushion. Check. Neurotic mommy-must-watch-over-you-tonight. Check.